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Wan Demotivational Poster


TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 2.46/5

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Keith - July 25, 2008, 3:09 pm
Shouldn't that be, 'I keeeel you' ?

Breakfast -

TAGS: take that swansons
Rating: 4.74/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:09 pm

GaryO - May 22, 2013, 9:24 am
Now THAT’S a lunchable! Man, I hated having pack my Dad’s big ol’ whiskey bottle to school….matter of fact, I think he may have hated it too. 5L
maoworks2 - May 22, 2013, 8:25 am
Loking Good I'll Have 6 To Go .
MashiMashi - May 21, 2013, 8:53 pm
Imma need some oatmeal

HARLEY QUINN - Making Insanity Sexy Since 1992

SOME DAYS - you should just stay in bed

TAGS: hammy wanders
Rating: 4.63/5

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djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:40 am
Love this one! Can be applied to so many moments!!! xx
Hawamleh - June 29, 2011, 7:08 pm
motinet - June 29, 2011, 8:52 am

LMAO... poor hammy... I totally missed this one. ROFL
Airman - April 11, 2011, 5:33 pm
thanks Capn
CaptainBaked - April 11, 2011, 5:10 pm
You never fail to out do your already out done self... Airman you ledge!


TAGS: what the hell do you want boy
Rating: 3.88/5

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:52 am
In before shotgun wedding.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 9, 2011, 9:38 pm
If you liked that check out #59558
TheABC - March 9, 2011, 1:49 pm
This was the most epic thread ever...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 7:38 am
Wow! I didn't know my post was going to start such a great conversation! I feel like I know so much more about you guys now! :)
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:22 am
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:20 am
thanks moo. the fights i had as a kid wernt slapping matches link the panzies today
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:17 am
To remove the candle stick fro....I can't do it.....you're the shit CANADA.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:15 am
no, he needed an ambulance when i got up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:12 am
How Homoerotic.......did you spoon afterwards?....LOL
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:09 am
I came home drunk and he was mad because i didnt bring him with me(he didnt have a truck at the time)so when i got back he had the bright idea to start a fight, after i kicked his ass, he got up grabed a chair and hit me with it
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:05 am
i got into a fight with him and he hit me in the head with a chair
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am
Look it up college boy.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am
no, m brother fights like a girl
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am
WTF did you call me?
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am
Holy sh*t, guess he doesn't treasure your organs as much Mooooooooooooooo. Canada did you deserve it or was it dumb drunk fun? I have told someone to break a bottle over my head for sh*ts and giggles when i was drunk b4
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:02 am
You guys are a regular Uday and Qusay.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am
mybrother broke my nose with a chair when i was drunk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am
One time, He attacked me with an axe....i was probably asking for it.
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:55 am
ROR!! Good point Moooooooo, i threw a knife at my brother when i was younger, i got the sh*t kicked outta me. Didn't do that again, now i am smarter and shooting someone just wouldn't be right, unless you are doing it to protect you or your fam.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:39 am
I would never kill him...I need his kidneys and liver.....also, I can never be convicted on DNA evidence alone......This Moooo+ knows whats up.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:37 am
hasnt everyone thought about kiling there brother?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Sounds like you've thought of doing that a couple of times
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:35 am
He smokes....and not just at the ears....I have discovered the benefits of alcoholism.....he's still an angry white guy. (he'll probably live longer....unless someone kills him)
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:32 am
He hasn't smoked half of BC?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am
I'm heavier....he's neurotic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am
No....We're quite different.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:29 am
Christ, how can the world handle that?
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:27 am
Holy sh!t. There's another identical Mooo+?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:26 am
I got slapped by a chick one time....she thought I was my Brother, Being a twin sucks. God Man, don't take advice from me......I got lucky in the end, My skills had nothing to do with it.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:24 am
a girl stabed me with a fork once. she thought i was someone else
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:23 am
RMAO!!!! To good, always glad to learn some relationship advice from someone as wise as you Moooooooooooooo
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:20 am
LMAO! So it'll be on your next post to Naughtyfake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:18 am
No....they're "intimate"....and no one wants to see that...not even my wife apparently.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:17 am
Still show off the scars at poker night and tell the story of how you got them?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:15 am
Oh!, and Bipolar disorder....can't forget the bipolar disorder......she stabbed me. Twice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:13 am
It would have ruined my concentration.....And the one before her was a 7th day Adventist (or raised as one...home schooled, no social skills.....DEMON in the sack) So I was cautious.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:11 am
You didn't hit it anyway? Cause it would make YOU feel dirty?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Ughhhh. amateurs.....We've learned to ask about the pamphlet AFTER you hit it.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Jehova's Witness' can have a great ass?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
Now, What have we learned?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
*Wipes a tear away*
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:03 am
And Moooooo+ lived happily ever after with an Irish girl who hates Jesus..........The E-nd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:50 pm
"I'm part of the church".....I never saw her again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:49 pm
She was witty and magnificent.....3rd date. we had a fabulous meal and danced the night away....we went back to her place...there was a watchtower pamphlet on her table....I asked "have the Jehovahs been dropping by?".....Her response...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:46 pm
Sit back kids, and I'll tell you a story. When I lived n thunder bay i met a girl, Lang black hair, Hourglass figure, and an ass that would make Jesus cry.....I took her to dinner....she was eloquent and stunning....a week later We went to a play
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:43 pm
That would be nice! I couldn't imagine some peace and quite!
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:39 pm
I didnt live in town, so people never came knocking
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:38 pm
Awesome Mooooooooooooooooo!!! I haven't really fucked with the mormons, i have banged one but never messed with the missionaries.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:36 pm
Yea my neighbor pulled a Glock on one of them too, that shit was epic. It is funny to see them come by, they will go to the other side of the street when they pass our houses now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:35 pm
I was drinking at noon a few weeks ago (go figure) when The Mormons arrived....I gave them a lecture about John Smith and inquired about their special underwear....I doubt they'll come back.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:33 pm
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm
ROR my favorite Jehobos moment was my brothers best friend answering the door with a gas mask hooked to a bong giving them a mangina! Was rediculous, i didnt enjoy the mangina but the look on thier face was priceless.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm
the dad gave up tring to wait for her to get back
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:31 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:27 pm
Obviously you brought her back too early. Couldn't seal the deal?
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:21 pm
this was a 300 savage. beautiful gun but very complicated. its a lever action revolver. and it was still apart when i brought her back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:19 pm
I used to meet the Jehovahs at the door with my Mossberg ....But that was before the court order.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:15 pm
ROR, nice. My best friend had a dad pull that sh*t and he ended up talking to the dad for an hour about guns and missed his movie. To funny
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:02 pm
LMAO! my girlfriend's dad tried the whole cleaning a gun thing. he couldnt put it back together after
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 10:57 pm
DAMN RIGHT!!! My princess just turned one!! I cant imagine the torture i am going to put boy through, it will be fun!!


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

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corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.

AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!

BREAKING NEWS - Obi-Wan Kenobi dead Darth Vader Says.

TAGS: obi wan kenobi death darth vader
Rating: 4.66/5

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WTFO - May 13, 2011, 1:52 am
Greeny - May 12, 2011, 9:17 pm
That's funny!
Sean - May 12, 2011, 9:11 pm
I'll believe it WHEN I see the death certificate -- or a pic of his empty hoodie crumpled on the deck of a deathstar. Whichever.
voodoo3535 - May 12, 2011, 6:41 pm
Simply awesome. Damn Funny.

A WORD OF ADVICE - When a woman asks for your opinion , she does not want your opinion . She wants to hear her opinion, just in a deeper voice .

TAGS: word advice woman wants opinion
Rating: 4.54/5

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Sho - April 21, 2012, 2:09 pm
not bad
SteveFurlong - April 18, 2012, 4:14 pm
It's so demotivational only because it's so invariably true.


TAGS: horsepower day wanna push for pinks punk iceman
Rating: 4.29/5

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Jones - February 1, 2011, 10:28 pm
Sounds exactly like my first truck. And for that, 5/5.

SLAVERY - gets shit done

TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 3.35/5

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migdal - October 23, 2010, 8:30 am
;) democracy and slavery are close by
Mark - March 5, 2009, 11:36 am
Biodeath - That was quite the witty response in support of Culos's comment. Are you jealous and looking for a way out of 8th grade history? Hang in there Sunshine, you'll make it some day but give up on the "slobs knob" idea. That's not how he did it.
Marduke - March 5, 2009, 9:24 am
Don't forget about the aliens. They helped too.
Toussaint - March 5, 2009, 9:15 am
I'm always amazed at the level on hatred in some responses. You're right Fenris. The pyramids were built by a small force of skilled laborers and craftsmen, supported by a labor force paid in bread and beer when the Nile had its annual inundation
Fenris - March 5, 2009, 3:38 am
Funny motivator, except that the pyramids were built by farmers who were paying their taxes, not slave. Derp.
LogicDude - February 10, 2009, 3:38 pm
In the time of Joseph, the Jews were even considered citizens and entrusted with land...by Moses' time though things had gotten a little out of hand.
Biodeath - February 10, 2009, 3:36 pm
Proven fact, Culos is right and Toussaint slobs knob. Maybe that's how you passed 8th grade history huh?
Culos - February 10, 2009, 1:43 pm
Read up on your history. Egyptians came in two sorts, a few filthy rich and a large group of slaves.....
Toussaint - February 10, 2009, 11:02 am
Proven fact that the pyramids were built by Egyptians and not slaves.

CHILL PILL - take one

TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 2.14/5

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demon001 - November 24, 2013, 2:48 pm
One? Take two! Three even!!

BEER - I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day


TAGS: i want now cubby
Rating: 4.68/5

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Iconoclast - October 2, 2010, 10:08 pm
just looking at that took my blood sugar up 100 points. But I can only give you 5.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:19 pm
I'm cap'n churro! Settle for nothing less! Ugh.... ghey.
Cubbybear - October 2, 2010, 9:05 pm
Hey...I only eat them..now
ICEMAN - October 2, 2010, 9:02 pm
Figures you'd be an expert on churros.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:52 pm
I get to disneyland at opening because the carts haven't warmed up enough to make anything but doughy churros... and those are my faves!
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:40 pm
Churros FTW!
Cubbybear - October 2, 2010, 8:35 pm
I love the churros!
jameswnash - October 2, 2010, 8:17 pm
now im hungry thanks! 5 napkins btw
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:06 pm
5L. What's with the rogue slice of cake over there? (pass the pepper, please)

BIRTHDAY PRESENT - "If you're still shopping for one for me, I'd like one of these please..."

GANG SIGNS - It's not cerebral palsy...or is it?

TAGS: gang signs idiots thugs wannabe
Rating: 2.94/5

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agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:09 pm
West-side arthritics, yo!

CAT MAN - The ultimate Furry

TAGS: wann1e cat man furry
Rating: 3/5

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xLobo - April 19, 2012, 10:53 am
This isn't furry, this is full-on brain damage.

HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it

TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be photoshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....shitty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as pussy as a mustang

THE U.S. COAST GUARD - who else will save your dumb ass?

TAGS: an angle you don t want to see too much
Rating: 4.48/5

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MO - March 22, 2010, 1:22 pm
How does that allways happen to me? Swear I posted this without seeing your comments below Phy.....
MO - March 22, 2010, 1:21 pm
5 "whistling shit cans" for you!!
CANADA - March 15, 2010, 3:12 pm
but it would be a fun ride

BUMPER CARS - Who says the fun ever has to stop?

TAGS: i want one
Rating: 4.3/5

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PhxDebbie - June 22, 2010, 9:06 am
Awesome! I want one


TAGS: damn this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy shit i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.56/5

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AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.

WE WANT THE FISH - We asked nice first, but now we are pissed

TAGS: we want the fish
Rating: 4.64/5

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Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 9:05 pm
The dolphins were never that aggressive.


TAGS: make love and music in bed twangy bedsprings get it on fornication is fun
Rating: 4.95/5

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Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 12:55 pm
Amsome Rerun!
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 1:34 am
Sure, but wait 'til I get home from work early!!! 5L!

OBI-WAN KENOBI - May the fourth be with you ...

I AM HAMSTER - what, do you want a piece of this bitch ?

PC MODDING - this wins

TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 3/5

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Dustin Marthington - August 3, 2008, 11:03 pm
IS win!


TAGS: i just wanted happiness
Rating: 4.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 3:03 pm
Last night I had a dream of life, and love, and cities burning. Inside the strangest dream I thought I saw the world ending.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:24 pm
I see what you did there. give me a sec and it's there as well. Thanks.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:23 pm
I hope you're not referring to "touching" in the way I think you are... Thanks, appreciate it, dabbled a bit, but like the end result. Cheers Brethren.
rerun - September 13, 2012, 8:14 pm

you should post this somewhere else, saw a place with a twist.
Rick69 - September 13, 2012, 3:37 pm
Touching... And beautiful arrangement... Mainly touching...
M0rd3kaI - September 13, 2012, 5:47 am
Thanks Space, Appreciate it.
spacedog - September 12, 2012, 11:35 pm
Nice one Kai. 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 12, 2012, 7:42 pm
Thanks Stevie, much appreciated. And glad to hear that mass of decay you call a heart is still moving. Cheers.
steve1961 - September 12, 2012, 6:51 pm
5l. well deserved. you have moved even my cold heart.

STRING THEORY - As explained by Ewan McGregor.

He/She -

TAGS: needs wants satisfaction men women
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:53 pm
Bahaha...I mean...maybe?
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:33 am
...and neither of us are going to get what we want, are we?
MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:22 am
Wrong sod...only 1 need, cuz you're dreamin' if you think we women wanna do more than 1 thing at a time...teehee.
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:18 pm
TRUTH. Well, more than one need...there's also sammiches...


TAGS: hermione finally uses her magic wand on harry
Rating: 3.7/5

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Narutarded - October 19, 2009, 11:41 am
That's funny, Wit! Because even if Hermione's is only two inches long, then, according to your wife, you Should be jealous. (Oh, and let her know that I enjoyed her "triple dip with a twist". Definitely worth adding to my repertiore.)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 11, 2009, 11:13 pm
Damn, this is great. I'm envious! ( of Briton of Rose, not Hermione)
Player_Meyer - September 28, 2009, 9:03 am
I lost it bad on this one... 5L
Darverses - September 28, 2009, 12:49 am
Sigh. 1/5. This one was stupid.
LogicDude - September 27, 2009, 9:45 am
Oh yeah, Briton is definitely back!!! 5L very uneasy Gryffindor Lions!


TAGS: who woldnt want to flood her poopdeck with seamen if you catch my drift
Rating: 3.42/5

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DarkenedAngel - October 10, 2009, 3:54 pm
full salute to the Captain

STALKER - He just doesn't seem to understand... that Protective Order was NOT her way of playing "hard to get"

TAGS: november challenge look at the size of the wang on that bug on the windshield
Rating: 3.42/5

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MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 8:36 pm
A true motifaker than
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 8:28 pm
neither does orifice
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 8:28 pm
Sex either apparently.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 7, 2009, 8:22 pm
Fuck you Random.....fuck you right in the eye.
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 8:21 pm
(Species doesn`t matter)
GreyScorpion - December 7, 2009, 8:21 pm
or the gnatnoop, which is poontang spelled backwards.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 7, 2009, 8:18 pm
Never! Mooooo+ is all aboot the poontang.
Bob D. Sailor - December 7, 2009, 8:16 pm
I was talking about on the chick not the dude. Moo+ I think you failed the gay test here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 9:27 pm
I see at least 2. time for that eye exam eh, Bob?
Bob D. Sailor - November 24, 2009, 8:56 pm
I think I sees' a nipple.



TAGS: tiger snowball fight wants to play darwin award
Rating: 2.15/5

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Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:17 pm
"I think that tiger is a Republican." You can't tell from the pic that he's neutered ... seriosly? Idle speculation at best. The fact that he's too dumb to duck means he's likely a Democrat.
Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:06 pm
Uhmmmm, yeahhh, I'm afraid I uhmm, am going to have to go ahead and disagree with you on this Dane of Cook fella. I kinda find him vaguely funny. Sorry about that.
Guest - May 14, 2009, 7:56 pm
I think that tiger is a Republican.
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 7:22 pm
Sean, I have to agree with that. Anything do help drown out the political unfunny/unclever. Still, Dane Cook isn't funny. Don't encourage Dane Cook.
Sean - May 13, 2009, 11:49 pm
While I do like the original better, I think the text here is quite funny. So I say we offer the new dude some encouragement. Sure, some rough edges here, but if we don't caress and stroke the funny, it will never erect itself into hilarity stature, no?
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 11:14 pm
This is a classic example of Dane Cooking a poster. Take a good one and re-write it poorly.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 10:48 pm
Would you at least change the font color when stealing my poster?


BLIND MISCONCEPTIONS - He thinks she wants him in a bad way, she thinks he is a total dirty dog.


TAGS: swan lake grace
Rating: 4.75/5

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Airman - May 17, 2011, 12:19 pm
very nicely done
CaptainBaked - May 17, 2011, 10:56 am
This is spectacular!
Greeny - May 14, 2011, 5:59 pm
Much obliged RL!
Reality Lord - May 14, 2011, 4:25 pm

great! you keep getting better and better greeny

WHEN I WAS A KID, I WANTED A GRIFFIN - I was studying recombinant DNA technology and I was confident I could create one. But my parents were unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen. Of course my sister got swimming lessons when she wanted them.

TAGS: i want a mythical creature
Rating: 4.57/5

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Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 12:50 pm
Big Bang Theory, yay!


TAGS: shakespeare day othello moor she wants some
Rating: 3.63/5

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GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:35 pm
LOL @ zed
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:27 pm
White Wedding? "In the Midnight hour, she cried MOOR, MOOR, MOOR!" Nah, not quite....
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 7:22 pm
Man, this is a pleasant surprise. I didn't think this one was going to fare too well. Thanks for comments, guys; I'm glad you all like it.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:01 pm
So damn good, it's one of two reasons I gave up on today. 5L
Muck - November 2, 2009, 5:15 pm
Very well done!
Ed-Hyde - November 2, 2009, 7:27 am
Very clever, damn you.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 10:36 pm
*slow clap*
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 10:32 pm
I managed to make a Shakespearean play look like cheesy porn. I feel accomplished.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:43 pm
Corny... I hate myself for laughing at this so much.

INNUENDOS - sometimes it helps your rep.

TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 3.07/5

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QueenBee - October 15, 2008, 10:14 pm
Miss Squee - October 7, 2008, 11:16 pm
Oh, good sweet lord.

Otherwise -

TAGS: freeman otherwise shoot this mutha fucka wanted beastly bloun
Rating: 1.83/5

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LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:20 pm
and if you aren't wearing glasses - that would be a crying shame - because then you'd be missing all the good parts of Cubbybear and MustyK's posters!
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:19 pm
Umm, HAHA, is that a stupid way of implying the old "they all look alike" line? All of your previous comments were towards Obama and this clearly is not him...unless you are partially blind and aren't wearing your glasses while looking at Motifake (cont)
HAHA - May 7, 2009, 8:44 pm
Go get some more money from your buddy Hugo.
Justin - January 11, 2009, 1:46 pm
Wanted sucked. Angelina Jolie was the best part about that movie, and Morgan Freeman is boss.
Lloyd - December 4, 2008, 7:15 pm
Who wouldn't love Wanted? Apart from the fact Angelina Jolie was in it... I think they just got him to say this because he hasn't really acted like a black man.
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:17 pm
I loved Wanted.

HELPING HAND - Help others achieve their dreams, and you - will achieve yours.


BABYMAN - he will destroy you!

TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 1.85/5

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WhiteRaven - January 12, 2009, 10:36 pm
CubbyBear has power armour now?!!?
TigerKid - June 23, 2008, 6:35 pm
My limited Japanese vocabulary contains a word for pics like this... Sugoii. O_O

Beauty Overwhelms Reason -

TAGS: hidden deep inside wants you
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:21 am
Sweeeeeet! 5 goth lions!

PROOF - superman is real!

TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 2.38/5

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Krissie - August 15, 2009, 11:58 pm
I agree w/anyone that says this sint funny...sorry, but plain tasteless.
Jmac0585 - May 11, 2009, 2:39 pm
I'd laugh at this, but it isn't funny. I'd say it's sad, but it's intentional. Please enjoy your croissant, homo.
Thundaarr - May 9, 2009, 2:07 pm
Well, anyways. i bet it was the thirll of hes life xD
Porcelina - April 15, 2009, 6:23 pm
.....I'm going to hell.
Mark - April 14, 2009, 11:29 pm
This is just plain wrong.
Acey - April 14, 2009, 10:04 pm
Messed up. That's a person jumping to their death from the twin towers.
ax - September 2, 2008, 10:29 am
all my 5 r belong to this.
BATMAN - August 20, 2008, 9:41 pm
very funny.
JV - July 20, 2008, 10:57 pm
The funniest thing about this poster? Is that I know Super Man was actually a Canadian character who just got whored out to the US.
unkle cracker - June 20, 2008, 9:15 pm
people take the piss out of everything on here-why do you get so upset when its about america? anyway, i'm just happy superman is to the rescue!
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 7:37 pm
messed up??!? I had to step away from the computer this is so funny... still laughing.
Paul Barfoot - June 19, 2008, 10:39 pm
You two need a sense of humour.
.... - June 19, 2008, 10:30 pm
ya, you're messed up
#+$ - June 12, 2008, 8:48 am
this is really, really sick.

RULE 46 -

TAGS: take note padawans
Rating: 4.57/5

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Master - April 24, 2011, 4:01 pm
This had Me laughing, and speechless.


TAGS: bored at work want bong
Rating: 4.53/5

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julia2011 - April 17, 2011, 5:14 pm
This made my day ;)
julia2011 - April 17, 2011, 5:14 pm
This made my day ;)
CaptainBaked - April 16, 2011, 11:45 pm
Yeah i'd like to see your idea too bro
rerun - April 16, 2011, 1:07 pm

make it and upload in off topic thread.
NotoriousGIL - April 16, 2011, 12:58 pm
Grrr...I had a good one for this pic too...I snoozed and losed.

THE PERFECT GIFT - It's a game that's fun, instructional AND nourishing! What more could she want?


TAGS: 2nd try take it anyway you want
Rating: 4.16/5

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Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 5:04 am
Yup I love vegetarians, BUT I couldn’t eat a whole one.
corbett06 - July 17, 2010, 9:43 pm
id like to take some of that lettuce they got covering their crotch and put it on a burger and eat it in front of them...what do you think they would do?
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 7:47 am
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
I have some seasoning that would spice that white meat right up sick? 5 hot petas fo you


TAGS: ya sometimes you just want to
Rating: 3.45/5

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Derek - November 7, 2009, 4:55 pm
Looks like a reenactment of the Somme
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 2:50 pm
Please take my ex with you.

SADNESS OF LIFE - can be easily explained with a diagram

TAGS: life want need
Rating: 3.33/5

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luomocheuscivalagente - August 11, 2011, 5:42 am
so true

WANTED - Wanted for destruction of public and private property REWARD:THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING YOUR WALLS ARE SAFE


TAGS: a disturbing image from the video i want to break free assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 2.9/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:10 pm
They always seemed to have Victoria on the drum.


THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.

THANK YOU - kum again!

TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 2.59/5

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kummin and goin - June 4, 2009, 12:47 pm
yeah i lived around a kum and go and i kame and went on a girl 'round there...


TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 2.48/5

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Torkil The Destroyer - April 28, 2009, 4:38 pm
LOL, the ninja in the back is easily the odd one out...
kajowwojak - February 7, 2009, 9:50 am
I know! Its the dude wearing red up front!
... - September 30, 2008, 4:39 pm
wow, how stoned is that guy?
Agamemnon218 - September 30, 2008, 4:25 pm
Lance is down with his G's and rightly so! Capital!

SMOKING - Yeah, I can quit whenever I want...


TAGS: calendar valentines cupid red swan
Rating: 4.97/5

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gas - February 15, 2012, 10:02 am
lol yes, I just realized that after submiting
forseti - February 15, 2012, 1:36 am
Turn the picture 90° leftwards (or perhaps it's easier to turn your head 90° rightwards) and the body looks like a heart! --- forever alone... :/
mariand - February 15, 2012, 12:59 am
nice... at least both with the same arrow
GaryO - February 14, 2012, 10:44 pm
Ki5met Live well
gas - February 14, 2012, 7:40 pm
..with half of a heart *sniff*
Reality Lord - February 14, 2012, 5:32 pm

crankyhead - February 14, 2012, 5:05 pm
5ad 5olitary 5wan

I WANNA' WII - Well please wait until you are done telling Santa what you want


TAGS: halloween rerun black swan
Rating: 4.62/5

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rerun - November 1, 2011, 3:07 am

Ahhhh, I remember those days. Good times.®
mariand - October 31, 2011, 5:17 pm
LOL... no way


YOU TAKE WHATS MINE - and I'll burn whats yours

CHECK THE FINE PRINT - These Aren't The Virgins Achmed Was Expecting To See After He Blew Himself Up

TAGS: achmed dont want none of these virgins
Rating: 3.87/5

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Imants - January 2, 2010, 4:36 pm
Achmed is in for a rape..

FISH & CHIPS - This Is How It Was Invented

TAGS: do you want fries with that
Rating: 3.81/5

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BoneCD - December 24, 2009, 5:48 pm
I prefer strawberry instead of the vinegar based myself RSJ
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 3:04 pm
Yeah, but won't the vinegar burn?
bubbalou - December 24, 2009, 3:04 pm


POOL SHARK - I think I've been bitten. or is it smitten... whatever, she's hot dammit.

TAGS: october challenge i want this shark wet
Rating: 3.35/5

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1MP4CT - October 8, 2009, 10:09 am
She has a real name ya kno,Famke Janssen
lolman - October 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Thats Jean off X-Men
lolman - October 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Thats Jean off X-Men

PRETENSIOUSNESS - When you have made only one movie previously, and you feel the need to coach sword play to the guy that has earned the title "Sir."

WWJD - Who wants jelly donuts ?

TAGS: wwjd who wants jelly donuts
Rating: 3.11/5

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MissPriss - May 3, 2012, 11:44 am
Love it and I'll take a strawberry filled please.

BENDING SPOONS - Last night I concentrated so hard on getting the frozen ice cream out of the container that I bent the spoon.



TAGS: i want pancake s
Rating: 2.52/5

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faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 4:22 am
me too bro. me too
barockeva - January 27, 2009, 6:36 pm
Damnit, now I want pancakes!
steven - September 14, 2008, 9:59 pm
God - September 7, 2008, 1:43 am
This poster and the 4chan poster just made my day so much better. LOL.
killa621 - September 7, 2008, 1:24 am
damm this is mad mean

I CUT DOWN TREES - I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory!

TAGS: monty python lumberjack song song funny wanted
Rating: 2.5/5

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Mark - March 2, 2009, 12:31 pm
I do all that too...right after I cave in some tunnels. Tunnel = 1
On Wednesdays - March 2, 2009, 12:21 pm
I go shopping. And have buttered scones for tea.


TAGS: pelican swan
Rating: 2.09/5

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TheTrashHeap - January 2, 2011, 1:03 pm
Nobody is smiling. In fact many seem to be complaining. Seems your theory failed!
autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 12:18 am
CRAP! I was typing too fast! I never do that! TY Aggy!
agdaniele - January 2, 2011, 12:13 am
It's you're.... when you're starving drunk. (Grammar nazi, awaaaaaaayyyyyy!)
autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 12:08 am
Ackbar 99 cent taco's are great when your starving, drunk, high (I think), and watching crap like this get posted... passes the time.
AdmiralAckbar - January 2, 2011, 12:04 am
I agree with autumn, but I still think 99 cent tacos are good when you are drunk and these posters are still bad no matter how wasted you get.
5150monkeylove - January 2, 2011, 12:00 am
cutting myself puts more of a smile on my face than seeing this level of posters
autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 11:58 pm
autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 11:57 pm
Exactly Ice... we all could start making shit fakes and make it. However, it wouldn't be a good site.
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 11:48 pm
no, not really.
autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 11:48 pm
Sorry, I must back up, I didn't mean, that it shouldn't have been approved, since most does now days, but I must agree with ML about submitting.
Ashson - January 1, 2011, 11:48 pm
Because people will look at it, and smile.
TheTrashHeap - January 1, 2011, 11:43 pm
Why would anyone submit a poster that they themselves did not consider a 5 Lion poster? If even you know it's a half-assed poster just delete it and move on. Any one of us could churn out 9000 posters of this quality in a week. (Even ICEMAN!)
stignasty - January 1, 2011, 10:59 pm
uhhh yeah not so much IMO
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 10:56 pm
but greasy 99 cent tacos are really good when you are drunk
5150monkeylove - January 1, 2011, 10:39 pm
especially when they are like greasy 99cent tacos...
rerun - January 1, 2011, 10:38 pm

he claims to have 9000 of these gems......I wonder if he is submitting them "best first"
agdaniele - January 1, 2011, 10:36 pm
When your bowels are full, you seldom have a choice as to where or when you'll "submit".
5150monkeylove - January 1, 2011, 10:35 pm
I just don't understand why he bothered to submit it
autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 10:28 pm
I don't even understand how this got approved?
5150monkeylove - January 1, 2011, 10:27 pm
I would think the only reason your posters are even that score is because we aren't allowed to 1L every one we honestly feel deserve it without repercussions
agdaniele - January 1, 2011, 10:24 pm
Ashson my friend, they are being nice. I have 50 posters at 5/5 and my overall average matches your top 10 average rating. What does that prove?
Ashson - January 1, 2011, 10:17 pm
Be nice. I have a number of motivators with a 4+ average. I don't like to rate my own work because I'm prejudiced.
rerun - January 1, 2011, 9:04 pm

nah, why vote 5L on crappy work somebody else made that you are taking credit for?
5150monkeylove - January 1, 2011, 9:03 pm
Wow, his low self esteem even adds to his disability...
rerun - January 1, 2011, 9:01 pm

we want him to be the 1st member with 9000 motifakes to his credit, none with over a 3L average. He doesn't even 5L his own posters. He gave himself a 3L on several....
5150monkeylove - January 1, 2011, 8:59 pm
We want all retards to feel like they are winners! Just like T-ball
Claire - January 1, 2011, 8:53 pm
Because he keeps bitching.
pzykosiz - January 1, 2011, 8:46 pm
is there any reason they keep getting approved?
5150monkeylove - January 1, 2011, 8:34 pm
Hopefully, he will expire before his goal of being regarded as the most prolific developmentally disabled motifaker will be realized
rerun - January 1, 2011, 6:46 pm

only 8999 more of his posters to 1L.

ANGRY FINAL FANTASY NERD - dont you just want to punch him?

TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 2.04/5

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Grammar Nazi - April 18, 2009, 5:15 pm
He doesnt look angry.


TAGS: swan goose
Rating: 4.91/5

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agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 9:06 am
Almighty culos... back in the game!


TAGS: i want you now
Rating: 4.88/5

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Airman - January 12, 2011, 5:30 pm
LOL.. well, so far this week, it's a recipe called 'make your own damn eggs'
MilDoc - January 12, 2011, 4:46 pm
Airman, your wife has a recipe for 30 second eggs?
CANADA - January 12, 2011, 3:23 pm
that would hurt
Peso - January 12, 2011, 10:27 am
Cruel but hilarious. 5Ls
Reality Lord - January 12, 2011, 7:23 am

huge ouchie
autumnspirit - January 12, 2011, 1:25 am
Hahahaha! Love it! 5L's


TAGS: who wants a breast chick fakes
Rating: 4.73/5

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agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 1:07 am
ICEMAN - August 11, 2010, 1:02 am
Yes Aggy, it's true. Chickens have tits.
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:34 pm
Are those real?
ICEMAN - August 10, 2010, 9:44 pm
Mmmmmmm, beer can chicken with lemon. Omm, nommmm nommmm.


TAGS: pajero meaning wanker tosser
Rating: 4.55/5

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forseti - May 31, 2011, 2:42 am
just be careful if your next deployment is in Spain. It's know as Montero in Spanish speaking countries (and Shogun in the UK, whyever).
Micamars - May 30, 2011, 8:51 pm
That's funny I drove a Mitsubishi Pajero all over Kosovo on my last deployment.


TAGS: horny yes wants sex cubby
Rating: 4.54/5

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voodoo3535 - March 16, 2011, 1:27 am
Damn hipsters and their little dogs too!!! But still 5 doggie punts.

MAGIC WAND - It makes men disappear ...

TAGS: magic wand makes men disappear
Rating: 4.52/5

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MissPriss - May 1, 2012, 11:08 am

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BIRD - Pigeon wanted in possible connection to fly by pooping ...

ZOMBIE UNCLE SAM - Wants your brains ...

HAN SOLO - Wants hugs. And all of your money.


TAGS: swans
Rating: 2.57/5

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DID YOU KNOW? - That Bobbing your head forward and backwards is impossible whilst your mouth is open?



WE ALL WANT - to leave our mark on the world. Or better yet, another one.

TAGS: footprint moon want world leave
Rating: 4.67/5

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pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 6:18 pm
A 'world may refer to any planet or heavenly body', which includes moons. It says that on Wikipedia so it must be right.
Rick69 - May 25, 2012, 6:13 pm
I will excuse the fact that the Moon is actually not another world this time...


TAGS: do you want some cheese and quackers with that whine
Rating: 4.44/5

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ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:07 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:05 am
Scorpion vs Duck....I think I saw that Porno............
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:03 am
LMAO! I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little duck, isn't it?
Mongo - May 8, 2010, 5:17 pm
Very clever....I stood and cheared.

HONOLULU - A great place for a vacation... It has sand for the kids, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother...

TAGS: i wanna go surfing
Rating: 4.37/5

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JDSlimz - March 23, 2011, 3:52 pm
5L for a good pic of honolulu. I live about 30 mins from there!
JDSlimz - March 23, 2011, 3:52 pm
5L for a good pic of honolulu. I live about 30 mins from there!



TAGS: unwanted gift of fruitcake
Rating: 4.12/5

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katwitch91 - June 18, 2012, 3:58 pm
I know it's supposed to be fruitcake, but I see pizza. lol


TAGS: unwanted pregany being responsible
Rating: 3.77/5

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rerun - June 29, 2011, 6:44 am

it only works once
CarpeConquietus - June 29, 2011, 12:24 am
Hmnmm "Hey Honey...I think i fould a new birth control...Yeah, they say it's 100% effective"

WORD - helping gangstas write shit since 2002

TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 3.11/5

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Mr. Shiny - February 18, 2010, 4:33 am
I loled

TIMMY - He's Been Caught Out Again.

STITCHES - What Snitches get.

TAGS: you dont want to get knife pooped either
Rating: 2.82/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:41 pm
When the feds start to inquire, it's silence we require... or you're dressed in chicken wire.
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 7:40 pm
Man! Snitches don't get stitches; they end up in ditches, while I roll out in a cab...countin' my riches.
Derek - May 20, 2010, 7:34 pm
That'll teach him for doing his civic duty.
thatonechick - May 20, 2010, 4:35 pm
I believe it goes... "Snitches deserve stitches for being punk bitches." :)

EXCUSE ME - Waitress I also ordered the buffalo wings.


TAGS: want ad failure
Rating: 2.46/5

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R.S.Jake - December 18, 2009, 5:24 pm
Apply at the Rein-Carnation Restaurant.